"Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure."

Stumbled upon this little gem on The Onion-- I mean Reuters today. Let me start out by saying that any way you look at this, lashing out at anyone for publishing a book in which the author describes you as the "World's Greatest Human", is the dumbest thing you can ever do. Especially if this person happened to be the one guy in the universe who still cared that you were alive...so much so that he decided to write some hilarious shit about how you're the most bad ass guy who's ever lived, pulling you out of washed up forced retirement and making you into an internet phenomenon. Thanks Chuck, you're a fucking retard. And you're no longer my hero.


Link to the full article:
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN2129580420071222

i'm still alive

no posts for awhile i know, sorry mang been busy...so to both of you reading this...i guess you'll just have to chill out back and relax all cool and maybe shoot some b-ball outside of the school. working on an exciting project that i can't really talk about at the moment...more details later, peace!!